Home Riot Car “Cause Chaos At Home”

Home Riot Car “Cause Chaos At Home”

Sale price  $99 Regular price  $219
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Home Riot Car “Cause Chaos At Home”

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Home Riot Car “Cause Chaos At Home”

Sale price  $99 Regular price  $219
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Close the laptop, put the phone face down and let a small stunt car run wild across the floor while your head finally logs out.

All day you are available. For clients, for messages, for everyone. When the work is done, your mind is still running on the same channel: screens, notifications, background noise. At some point, the most intelligent thing you can do is something completely simple.

Frequently asked questions

I’m over 30. Is this really for me or is it secretly a kids’ toy?

This car is built with adults in mind. Kids can enjoy it, but the idea behind Cause chaos at Home, Home Riot Car is simple: grown men also need play, just in a different way. Short sessions, strong movement, easy setup. It’s not about entertaining children for an afternoon; it’s about giving your own mind a way to disconnect from work without another screen.

I already have my phone, Netflix and games. Why do I need this?

We are unable Screens keep your brain in the same position: sitting, scrolling, reacting. This car pulls you into something physical and light.

You stand up, you move your hands, you watch a real object move in your space. It is a different kind of rest. Five to fifteen minutes of pure, dumb fun can do more for your stress than another hour of scrolling in the dark. accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.

How long does the battery last? I don’t want a two-minute toy.

On a full charge you get roughly 15–20 minutes of strong play, depending on how hard you push it. It’s designed as a short, intense session, not an all-day commitment. Think of it as a small ritual: you cause chaos, you feel your head clear, the battery drops, and you go back to your evening in a better state.

My apartment is small. Will it still be fun or will it feel cramped?

Small spaces are perfect for this car. Hallways, living rooms, kitchen floors, office corners , any flat surface becomes a track. The tight space actually makes the stunts more interesting: sharper turns, faster reactions, closer calls.

You don’t need a garage. You just need a few meters of floor and the mood to misbehave for a moment.

Is it too loud? I don’t want to stress my partner, kids or neighbours.

It sounds alive, but it doesn’t scream. On smooth surfaces like tiles or wood, the sound is more like a quick mechanical hum than a machine attack.

For late-night runs, you can choose softer surfaces and calmer driving. If someone complains, you can always offer them a turn. Many objections disappear once people hold the controller.

Is it solid? Will it break if I crash it into walls all the time? I know how I am.

Crashing is part of the design. The double-sided build and thick wheels are there to survive flips, rolls and bad decisions. Of course, no machine survives deliberate abuse forever, but normal Big Baby behaviour – hitting walls, pushing limits, experimenting with stunts, is exactly what it was built to handle.

Is it safe if kids or pets are around while I play?

It is designed as a machine for adults and contains small parts, so it is not suitable for very young children.

Older kids can try it under supervision. Pets will probably want to chase it; that part is between you and them. The house rule in the Rebellion Club is clear: adults are the pilots. Everyone else is a guest in the arena.

How long does shipping take? I don’t want my mood to cool down for a month

Delivery times depend on your country and are shown at checkout. A maximum of 14 days is worth the wait and gives you something to look forward to.

Our goal is that the car lands while the idea is still fresh in your mind: you wanted a way to log out of stress without leaving home. If something goes wrong on the way, you can reach our support. We treat Big Baby customers like members, not ticket numbers.

Built for Men

For men 30+ who still respect play as part of a serious life.

CURATED

Every machine is hand-picked and tested. No anonymous plastic from nowhere.

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